Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
(via iamdiabetic)
(Source: romanceinthedarkness, via ithinkimightveinhaledyou)
- lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
- drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
- escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
- wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
- dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
- sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
- metathesiophobia: fear of change
(Source: ohbabyitsnatalie, via harmons)
- English Teacher:Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
- Me:Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
- English Teacher:That's quite sad.
- Me:Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
- English Teacher:What
- Me:What
“I like going onto my friends facebook page, taking photos of him, changing his face slightly then putting them back on facebook. He doesn’t like me doing this”
LOL if i knew how to photoshop i’d totally do this to my friends haha.
(via sansas)
- When something bad happens:True is it that we have seen better days.
- When something REALLY bad happens:O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food:FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
- When I burn something while cooking:MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
- When human stupidity frustrates me:LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
- When I'm broke:My pride fell with my fortunes
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
- When someone disagrees with me:THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
- When I argue with my girlfriend:The course of true love never did run smooth.
- When I'm embarrassed:MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
- Someone says "Good Night":Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
- When I'm doing the laundry:OUT, damned spot!
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of…
(Source: maddierose)
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
And I love The Hunger Games. It doesn’t get much better than me.
(Source: walmartfashionista)
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis - The act of…
(Source: maddierose)
